{"product_id":"cute-st-patricks-day-storage-friendly-water-resistant-sex-blanket","title":"Cute St. Patrick's Day | Mix Match Fun-Flirty Lovers' Water-Resistant Blankets","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"106\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"104\"\u003eMix \u0026amp; Match Fun-Flirty Lovers' Water-Resistant Blankets — Your Bed’s New Favorite Bad Influence 😈💦\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"108\" data-end=\"406\"\u003eThis isn’t just a blanket. It’s your \u003cem data-start=\"145\" data-end=\"174\"\u003epermission slip to get wild\u003c\/em\u003e — and stay dry doing it. 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