Dripping Spank Me | Nectar Napkins Fun-Flirty Lovers' T-Shirts
Designed for Fun!
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Fun Designs that are as fun as our original Nectar Napkin towels. This unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. Not to mention sometimes our t-shirts can be a little unmentionable too.
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Fiber composition. Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
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Ribbed knit collar without seam. Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
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Vibrant Colors. Crisp and Bright Designs.
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Fabric. Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Size Chart

| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.12 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.37 | 23.67 | 25.00 |
💞 Free U.S. Shipping on Every Order
Made to order within 1–4 business days. Delivery typically takes 5–14 business days after production, depending on destination. Tracking is provided once your order ships.
We currently ship to the U.S. & Canada. Canadian shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
💞 Made-to-Order With Care
Because our products are made to order and designed for intimate use, we do not accept general returns or exchanges.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 14 days of delivery. Photo evidence of the issue must be submitted within 3 days of receiving your order. We'll make it right with an approved replacement or refund.
Approved defective-item claims are handled at no cost to you.
The Dripping Spank Me is your fun, flirty unisex lovers' t-shirt — durable breathable cotton, made to turn heads, match your towel game, and look good on or off.
Mix & Match Unisex Fun-Flirty Lovers' T-Shirts — Tees That Tease 😈🔥
Not your average t-shirt. These are the Mix & Match 100% Cotton Unisex Fun-Flirty Lovers' T-Shirts from Nectar Napkins — unisex, unapologetic, and designed to turn heads (and maybe drop jaws). Whether you're claiming your title as the Queen, Afterglow Icon, or Professional Tease, we’ve got the fit and the flirt to match your vibe.
Made to make ‘em look twice (and maybe ask questions later), these tees are durable, breathable, and naughty AF. Rock it for post-play cuddles, casual hookups, or a "this ain't just coffee" kind of brunch.
🖤 Why You’ll Love It (and Why They’ll Want to Take It Off):
- Unisex fit — made for every sexy body
- Flirty slogans & playful prints made to mix with your towel game
- Durable, breathable fabric for comfy foreplay or lazy afterglow lounging
- Perfect for gifting, stealing, and seducing in style
- Pairs perfectly with your sex toy mats, tote bags, or nothing at all 😘
This is more than just a t-shirt — it’s a whole damn mood.
Mix & Match 100% Cotton Unisex Fun-Flirty Lovers' Tees. So go ahead: wear it loud, wear it proud… or don’t wear it for long. 💋 - Cum Towel Queen 😘
✨ Now go match it with your favorite Classic Sex Towels or Sex Blankets. Because nothing says "I came to play" like a tee that’s down for anything.
Mix & Match 100% Cotton Unisex Fun-Flirty Lovers' T-Shirts:
- Materials: Solid Colors - 100% Heavy Cotton - Heather, Tweed, Russet - 50% Cotton/50% Polyester - Sport Grey, Antique 90% Cotton/10% Polyester
- Measurements: Regular Fit; See Chart in Photos
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The perfect balance of naughty and nice — flirty sexy towels, and aftercare made to be felt. Messy moments deserve better cleanup. Upgrade your routine with our sex towels, flirty cum towels, and cozy aftercare essentials — designed for real play, real lovers, and easy cleanup.
👉 Made exclusively by Nectar Napkins.
Mix, Match & Make It Yours with Nectar Napkins
From Sex Towels, Classic Sex Towels, Lils’ Sex Towels, and XL Sex Towels to Lovers’ Blankets, Water-Resistant Sex Blankets, Sex Toy Mats, and Naughty T-Shirts, Nectar Napkins has something for every playful mood, personality, occasion, and adventure. Mix and match your favorites, create a set that feels uniquely yours, or find the design that makes you smile, blush, and say, “Yep, that’s so us.” Our Tote Bags make carrying all your naughty play things—including towels, blankets, and toys—a whole lot more fun. 😉 And when you’re ready to set the night on fire, explore our amazing Sex Gifts made to bring more laughter, connection, confidence, and playful energy to your moments together. Make it yours, own your moments, and celebrate love, intimacy, and your wonderfully naughty side with Nectar Napkins.
The fun doesn’t stop here. 💋 Slip into the Cum Towel Queen™ Blog for juicy relationship reads, intimacy tips, date-night inspiration, and a little beautifully messy fun.
🖤 Nectar Napkins: The #1 Sex Towel Company
Thousands of designs. For before, during, and after sex.
Messy is our love language.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Naughty T-Shirts: Wear Your Kinks Loud, Proud & Dirty!
Our playful Nectar Napkins T-Shirts let you wear the same bold designs and flirty attitude found across the rest of the Nectar collection. Match your favorite tee with our Totes, shop unforgettable Sex Gifts, or explore the Sex Towels that started all this delicious trouble.








