Talk Dirty to Me Sexy Lovers' Blanket
Designed for Fun!
- Our New OG Sex Towel features an upgraded 400 GSM microfiber blend — thicker, softer, and more absorbent than ever. Luxe to the touch, thirsty for the mess, and still discreet enough to toss in your tote or drawer.
- Fun sized - 18"x11". Not too big, not too small. Just a fun sex towel.
- 100% polyester front side, 100% cotton back side. This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly.
- Soft to touch. Super soft and lightweight towel. Folds easily for easy storage in nightstands, closets, bathrooms, etc.
- Vibrant Colors. Crisp and Bright Designs. Print on polyester side (front) and back of towel is white. Towel is white base and may have some white visible on print side of towel.
- Absorbent. The material absorbs liquids efficiently.
- DUE TO the Printed Top of some of our products (Nectar Napkins Originals, Lils', and Blankets) some white may be visible on fibers when stroked across printed side. Back of towel is white.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.
💞 Free U.S. Shipping on Every Order
Made to order within 1–4 business days. Delivery typically takes 5–14 business days after production, depending on destination. Tracking is provided once your order ships.
We currently ship to the U.S. & Canada. Canadian shipping rates are calculated at checkout.
💞 Made-to-Order With Care
Because our products are made to order and designed for intimate use, we do not accept general returns or exchanges.
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 14 days of delivery. Photo evidence of the issue must be submitted within 3 days of receiving your order. We'll make it right with an approved replacement or refund.
Approved defective-item claims are handled at no cost to you.
The Home Wrecker Sexy is your fun, flirty 60"x50" lovers' blanket — velveteen-soft polyester, built for full body chaos, cuddle sessions, and every messy moment in between.
Mix & Match Fun-Flirty Lovers’ Blanket: 60"x50" of Pure, Unapologetic Pleasure
This is not your average throw — this is 60"x50" of bold, bed-shaking energy. Our Mix & Match Fun-Flirty Lovers’ Blankets are soft enough to cuddle, naughty enough to handle your wildest nights, and sexy enough to take the spotlight wherever you drop it.
Crafted with a velveteen cloud-soft polyester top and cozy underside, it’s the ultimate let’s-stay-in-bed-all-weekend blanket. Or don’t — take it to the beach, the hotel, the car, the couch… wherever your desire needs room to play. From late-night teasing to after-play cuddles, this blanket covers every part of your love story — even the messiest parts.
💋 Thickness of the Fun-Flirty Lovers' Blankets (60"x50")
Made with a medium-heavyweight 300 GSM fabric, these full-body sex blankets bring all the softness, stretch, and seductive coverage you crave. Velvety-soft to the touch, light enough to ride every position change, and just right for full-body chaos, cuddle sessions, and anything you dare to do between the sheets. 😈 Made for Light Messes. (Not Waterproof - Try our Water-Resistant Sex Blankets)
Not too thick. Not too light. Just the right softness to catch the chaos without killing the vibe.
🧠 Real Talk (Nectar Style):
- 300 GSM = 8.85 oz/yd² of soft, sensual power
- Feels luxe on bare skin 🍑
- Drapes like a dream, cuddles like a champ 💦
- Folds and packs easily, but covers the whole bed
- Slight variations in thickness make each one uniquely yours
Perfect for:
- Lovers who like to lay it all out
- Sheet-saving, lube-proof, massage-ready moments
- Getting messy — then wrapping yourselves in soft, sexy comfort
- 60"x50" of sensual, soft coverage
- Lightweight, breathable, and damn delicious to touch
- Eye-popping designs to match your mood (or your lingerie 😉)
- Machine washable — ready for the next round
- Pairs perfectly with our sex towels and Classic Sex Towels for the ultimate lovers' bundle
This isn’t just a blanket — it’s your sex scene starter kit. Whether you're being tied up, tangled up, or just showing up in your sluttiest alter ego, the Mix & Match Fun-Flirty Lovers’ Blanket brings the vibe. Sexy, confident, unapologetically yours.
💋 Wrap yourself in desire.
💋 Let them know you didn’t come to play — you came to slay (and maybe stay the night).
💋 This is the blanket that says you own the room.
Ready to bring the heat and still catch the cuddles? Your Lovers’ Blanket is waiting.
Want matching sex towels or a tote bag for your sexy getaway? We’ve got you covered. 😈 - Cum Towel Queen
Mix & Match Soft Fun-Flirty Lovers' Blankets:
- Materials: 100% Polyester or 83% Polyester & 17% Spandex
- Measures: 60"x50" Can vary and be up to 3" shorter due to materials & manufacturing.
- Vivid Colored Printed Front, back of blanket is white.
- Made with a 300 GSM medium-heavyweight fabric (8.85 oz/yd²), our Fun-Flirty Lovers’ Blankets are extra soft to the touch, thick enough to handle light messes, and light enough to move with your every sexy moment.
| 50" × 60" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 50.00 |
| Height, in | 60.00 |
Naughty by design, practical by nature — our sex towels and water-resistant favorites make mess part of the magic. Our playful lovers’ towels and premium cum towels are made to be seen, used, and loved — again and again.
👉 Only from Nectar Napkins.
Mix, Match & Make It Yours with Nectar Napkins
From Sex Towels, Classic Sex Towels, Lils' Sex Towels, and XL Sex Towels to Lovers' Blankets, Water-Resistant Sex Blankets, Sex Toy Mats, and Naughty T-Shirts, Nectar Napkins has something for every playful mood, personality, occasion, and adventure. Mix and match your favorites, create a set that feels uniquely yours, or find the design that makes you smile, blush, and say, "Yep, that's so us." Our Tote Bags make carrying all your naughty play things—including towels, blankets, and toys—a whole lot more fun. 😉 And when you're ready to set the night on fire, explore our amazing Sex Gifts made to bring more laughter, connection, confidence, and playful energy to your moments together. Make it yours, own your moments, and celebrate love, intimacy, and your wonderfully naughty side with Nectar Napkins.
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