Tequila Makes My Clothes Fall Off | Mix & Match 100% Cotton Unisex Fun-Flirty Lovers' Tees
Made for Play!
- Made from 100% cotton twill with a durable double-layer design, our Fun-Flirty Toy Mats are soft, sexy, and strong enough to handle your wettest, wildest toys — without ever killing the vibe.
- 100% Cotton Twill
- Two layers thick = durable, flexible, and ready for real play
- Hemmed edges for a clean, polished finish
- Print on front only — bold where it counts, natural underneath
- Medium-weight feel — not bulky, but built for the job
- Vibrant Colors. Crisp and Bright Designs. Print on side (front) and back of mat is natural. Mat is natural base and may have some fabric visible on print side of towel.
- 💦 Reusable. Washable. Ready when you are. Because cleanup should be as sexy as foreplay.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry-clean.
💕 Free U.S. Shipping on Every Order
Made to order with processing times varying by product. Delivery time depends on destination, and tracking is provided once your order ships.
We currently ship to the U.S., Canada & Australia.
💕 Made-to-Order With Care
Because our products are made to order and designed for intimate use, we do not accept general returns.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we've got you. Contact us within 14 days of delivery and we'll work with you to make it right. info@nectarnapkins.com
The Tequila Makes My Clothes Fall Off is your fun, flirty unisex lovers' tee — durable breathable cotton, made to turn heads, match your towel game, and look good on or off.
Mix & Match 100% Cotton Unisex Fun-Flirty Lovers' T-Shirts — Tees That Tease 😈🔥
Not your average tee. These are the Mix & Match 100% Cotton Unisex Fun-Flirty Lovers' Tees from Nectar Napkins — unisex, unapologetic, and designed to turn heads (and maybe drop jaws). Whether you're claiming your title as the Queen, Afterglow Icon, or Professional Tease, we’ve got the fit and the flirt to match your vibe.
Made to make ‘em look twice (and maybe ask questions later), these tees are soft, breathable, and naughty AF. Rock it for post-play cuddles, casual hookups, or a "this ain't just coffee" kind of brunch.
🖤 Why You’ll Love It (and Why They’ll Want to Take It Off):
- Unisex fit — made for every sexy body
- Flirty slogans & playful prints made to mix with your towel game
- Soft, breathable fabric for comfy foreplay or lazy afterglow lounging
- Perfect for gifting, stealing, and seducing in style
- Pairs perfectly with your Nectar towel, tote, or nothing at all 😘
This is more than just a tee — it’s a whole damn mood.
Mix & Match 100% Cotton Unisex Fun-Flirty Lovers' Tees. So go ahead: wear it loud, wear it proud… or don’t wear it for long. 💋 - Cum Towel Queen 😘
✨ Now go match it with your favorite OG towel or Lils'. Because nothing says "I came to play" like a tee that’s down for anything.
Mix & Match 100% Cotton Unisex Fun-Flirty Lovers' Tees:
- Materials: 100% Heavy Cotton
- Measurements: Regular Fit; See Chart in Photos
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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